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Hey, you've reached Farjag's phone. I'm currently either busy, away, or dead, and am unable to pick up my phone at the current time, but I'll get back to you as soon as I am able, provided I am not dead. Please leave a detailed message if you'd like, unless you're trying to sell me something, in which case you should give as little information as possible. In fact, you can hang up right now. Have a nice day!
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If you're still listening, chances are that you're not trying to sell me something, in which case you can leave me a message. Catch you later!
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Feel free to leave your 'message' in the comments! :)
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ReplyDeleteThis is Abby, calling about your blog.
You need to post some more.
Right now.
Thank you, and good night.
*coughs* Hey Farjag, it's TD. Sorry I haven't been commenting on all the amazing posts, but I find myself lost for words in the aftermath of your awesomeness. So, even if I don't say anything, I've been reading every single one. At any rate, come back as soon as possible. Hope to see you around the blogosphere soon! Please don't be dead.
ReplyDelete*ahem* Good afternoon, I'd like to sell you a wonderful product for your graying hair....Just kidding. ;-) I've been missing your posts! I hope you are unbusy soon, and if you are dead I will kill you. Wait, how does that work??? ;-) Just don't be dead and make it easier for all of us...
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